[SCA-BMDL] Law changes; April 1st

[Amy S. Reed]

Pretty Sure I've got the in on Chocolate. Anyone needs bribes, I mean
payment contact me I can get you a deal!!

Baroness Alex

On Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 11:52 AM, Shawn MacIntyre
<medicmacintyre15219 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Unto the Populace do Liam and Constance send greetings:
> In discussion we your Noble Leaders will institute the following changes to
> Law, beginning on this day, April 1st.
>
> 1) All children shall be named after the Baron and Baroness, All Male
> children will now be called Liam and females named Constance. We feel that
> this will make it easier for the populace to remember names.
>
> 2) Chocolate will be served at Every Feast and Lunch, and maybe breakfast.
>
> 3) All sandwiches will be eaten with Cole Slaw and French Fries on them.
> There will be NO EXCEPTIONS!
>
> 4) Our dogs are now the Baronial Heirs, Connor the Docile, Murphy the Mad
> and Henry the Underfoot, shall rule should we retire or something befall our
> status as Baron and Baroness.
>
> 5) There will be a jester appointed at each event to entertain the Baron and
> Baroness for the day. Should that person fail, they will give us chocolate
> and a new jester will be appointed. You may buy out of the jester selection
> by giving us chocolate.
>
> More rules shall be determined as our whim strikes us.
>
> Your loving Baron and Baroness,
> Liam and Constance
>
>
>
> Baron Liam MacanTsaoir (SCA)
> Baron of the Barony Marche of the Debatable Lands
> Dean of Aethelmearc War College
> In Omnia Paratus
>
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