[ECE PhiBar] This is Why We Need Drink Specials

[Jeremy]

If by V-day you mean Singles Awareness Day then I understand completely

> no, we need drink specials because of V-day. :)
> 
> regards,
> 
> Saagar Patel [sent from mobile device] -----Original Message----- From:
> Douglas Robl <drobl at andrew.cmu.edu> Date: Tuesday, Feb 12, 2008 10:36 am 
> Subject: [ECE PhiBar] This is Why We Need Drink Specials To:
> ece-phi at lists.andrew.cmu.edu
> 
> Hey Everyone,
>> 
>> We all know by now that Phi is a dive, and Genevieve is a pain in the 
>> ass, but hey, we need drink specials because according to this, we're 
>> not going to make all that much money in the end, comparatively of
>> course.
>> 
>> Dilbert's Salary Theorem
>> 
>> Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can 
>> never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants
>> and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported
>> by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known
>> postulates:
>> 
>> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every
>> engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
>> 
>> Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time, and Time = Money,
>>  then Knowledge = Work / Money.
>> 
>> Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
>> 
>> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, 
>> regardless of the amount of work done.
>> 
>> 
>> The correct way to handle this is to search out drink specials such as 
>> $7 Blue Moon or Guinness pitchers.  The incorrect way is to go get a 
>> finance job.  See you at Phi, Wednesday at 9 (Unless you were planning 
>> on coming late, then we're meeting at 8:30).
>> 
>> No Kilo, -Doug _______________________________________________ Ece-phi
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