[ECE PhiBar] Eco-Friendly Phi Bar: It's for the Earth, Bitches!

[Laura A Pritchard]

Hey now! At least I actually show up.
:- P


On Tue, Apr 8, 2008 at 12:55 AM, Douglas Robl <drobl at andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> Hey Everyone,
>
>  Given that we probably won't be having a phi bar night next week (due to
>  Phi be crowded by rowdy alums), we won't be having another Phi Bar trip
>  until after Earth Day.  Therefore, in observance with this great
>  holiday, I'm going to declare this Wednesday Eco-Friendly Phi Bar
>  night.  The earth, contrary to popular belief is in grave danger and
>  desperately needs our help.  Our delicate ecosystem is being plagued by
>  mountains of trash, toxic chemicals, and crazy hippies that will try to
>  make you feel bad about it.  The time has come for us to do our part.
>  This week we will be instituting some one-time rules to show our support
>  for the environment.  Rule number 1, no small plastic cups.  Plastic
>  cups take up space in landfills and often manage to end up in nature
>  preserves or waterways where they have been known to ensnare small
>  mammals and dolphins.  Instead of using these cups, we'll be drinking
>  directly from the pitcher.  Because this is a little awkward, I'll be
>  bringing crazy straws to make things simpler.  This leads us to rule
>  number 2, no leftovers.  This celebration is about reducing waste
>  whenever possible, and nor relying on other people to do your work for
>  you.  Therefore, everyone who comes must get a pitcher, and you must
>  finish before your pitcher before you leave.  The response, "I gave some
>  to Frezza" is unacceptable unless it has been filtered by your kidneys
>  first.  Finally our third rule, no excuses, play like a champion.
>  Things such as "I don't like the taste of beer," or "I have to work on
>  my 213" or "I have to start my radar homework" or "I'm on cold
>  medication" or "I didn't eat dinner tonight" do not count, Laura.
>
>  Final note, I personally don't believe that Carbon Dioxide is causing
>  global warming, but if you do, drink Guinness because it has less CO2
>  and more nitrogen.
>
>  See you there, Wednesday at 9,
>
>  -Doug
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