From sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu Tue Jan 15 15:05:24 2019 From: sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu (SIGBOVIK Announcements) Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2019 15:05:24 -0500 Subject: [SIGBOVIK] SIGBOVIK 2019 Call for Papers Message-ID: To All Students, Faculty, Staff and Sentient AIs: The thirteenth annual SIGBOVIK conference will take place at Carnegie Mellon University on Monday, April 1, 2019 in Rashid Auditorium (GHC 4401). The Special Interest Group on Harry Q. Bovik is a multidisciplinary conference dedicated to lesser-known research areas neglected by mainstream conferences, such as: - Complexity practice, - Highlight syntaxing, - Multi-armed philanthropists, - Connotational semantics, - Science computers, - Data of unusual size, - And many more! The submission deadline is March 3. Everyone is encouraged to submit, regardless of affiliation, discipline, rationality, or goodwill. Authors of accepted papers are encouraged (but not required) to give a ten minute presentation of their work. Further disinformation is available at our website: http://sigbovik.org/2019 To keep up with our announcements, subscribe to our low-traffic mailing list: https://lists.andrew.cmu.edu/mailman/listinfo/sigbovik-announce If you have no idea what?s going on: SIGBOVIK is an evening of tongue-in-cheek academic presentations. If we have a goal, it?s to poke fun at our fields and provide a venue for silly ideas with (often but not always) serious executions. SIGBOVIK has both a published proceedings and live talks, and everyone is welcome to participate in either or both of these. All subjects are welcome, although be advised that the primary audience is computer scientists. The best way to get a feel for SIGBOVIK is to look at our past proceedings, which you can find at sigbovik.org. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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Authors of accepted papers are encouraged (but not required) to give a ten minute presentation of their work. Further disinformation is available at our website: http://sigbovik.org/2019 To keep up with our announcements, subscribe to our low-traffic mailing list: https://lists.andrew.cmu.edu/mailman/listinfo/sigbovik-announce If you have no idea what?s going on: SIGBOVIK is an evening of tongue-in-cheek academic presentations. If we have a goal, it?s to poke fun at our fields and provide a venue for silly ideas with (often but not always) serious executions. SIGBOVIK has both a published proceedings and live talks, and everyone is welcome to participate in either or both of these. All subjects are welcome, although be advised that the primary audience is computer scientists. The best way to get a feel for SIGBOVIK is to look at our past proceedings, which you can find at sigbovik.org. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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URL: From sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu Fri Mar 1 19:51:12 2019 From: sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu (SIGBOVIK Announcements) Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2019 19:51:12 -0500 Subject: [SIGBOVIK] SIGBOVIK 2019 Call for Papers: The Sequel Message-ID: Due to my own personal benevolence as program chair and *not *longstanding tradition, as one might ask you to believe, the submission deadline for SIGBOVIK 2019 has been extended to *March 9*. Pray that I do extend the deadline further. --- To All Students, Faculty, Staff and Sentient AIs: The thirteenth annual SIGBOVIK conference will still take place at Carnegie Mellon University on Monday, April 1, 2019 in Rashid Auditorium (GHC 4401). The Special Interest Group on Harry Q. Bovik remains a multidisciplinary conference dedicated to lesser-known research areas neglected by mainstream conferences, such as: - Complexity practice, - Highlight syntaxing, - Multi-armed philanthropists, - Connotational semantics, - Science computers, - Data of unusual size, - And many more! The submission deadline is now March 9. Everyone is still encouraged to submit, regardless of affiliation, discipline, rationality, or goodwill. Authors of accepted papers are encouraged (but not required) to give a ten minute presentation of their work. Further disinformation is available at our website: http://sigbovik.org/2019 To keep up with our announcements, subscribe to our low-traffic mailing list: https://lists.andrew.cmu.edu/mailman/listinfo/sigbovik-announce If you have no idea what?s going on: SIGBOVIK is an evening of tongue-in-cheek academic presentations. If we have a goal, it?s to poke fun at our fields and provide a venue for silly ideas with (often but not always) serious executions. SIGBOVIK has both a published proceedings and live talks, and everyone is welcome to participate in either or both of these. All subjects are welcome, although be advised that the primary audience is computer scientists. The best way to get a feel for SIGBOVIK is to look at our past proceedings, which you can find at sigbovik.org. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu Sat Mar 9 06:55:16 2019 From: sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu (SIGBOVIK Announcements) Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2019 06:55:16 -0500 Subject: [SIGBOVIK] SIGBOVIK 2019 Call For Papers: The Thrilling Conclusion Message-ID: When your advisor 'asks' you to extend the deadline, you extend the deadline. *MARCH 15.* *SUBMIT*. (?but seriously everyone, this is the last extension) --- To All Students, Faculty, Staff and Sentient AIs: The thirteenth annual SIGBOVIK conference will still take place at Carnegie Mellon University on Monday, April 1, 2019 in Rashid Auditorium (GHC 4401). The Special Interest Group on Harry Q. Bovik continues to remain a multidisciplinary conference dedicated to lesser-known research areas neglected by mainstream conferences, such as: - Complexity practice, - Highlight syntaxing, - Multi-armed philanthropists, - Connotational semantics, - Science computers, - Data of unusual size, - And many more! The submission deadline is now March 15. Everyone is still encouraged to submit, regardless of affiliation, discipline, rationality, or goodwill. Authors of accepted papers are encouraged (but not required) to give a ten minute presentation of their work. Further disinformation is available at our website: http://sigbovik.org/2019 To keep up with our announcements, subscribe to our low-traffic mailing list: https://lists.andrew.cmu.edu/mailman/listinfo/sigbovik-announce If you have no idea what?s going on: SIGBOVIK is an evening of tongue-in-cheek academic presentations. If we have a goal, it?s to poke fun at our fields and provide a venue for silly ideas with (often but not always) serious executions. SIGBOVIK has both a published proceedings and live talks, and everyone is welcome to participate in either or both of these. All subjects are welcome, although be advised that the primary audience is computer scientists. The best way to get a feel for SIGBOVIK is to look at our past proceedings, which you can find at sigbovik.org. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu Sun Mar 17 23:21:57 2019 From: sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu (SIGBOVIK Announcements) Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2019 23:21:57 -0400 Subject: [SIGBOVIK] Printed proceedings preorder! Message-ID: Greetings SIGBOVIK friends, fans, authors, victims of spam, etc.! In an effort to ensure access to printed copies of the proceedings, we're offering a preorder option again this year, as we were doing consistently in the past (specifically for a one-year run starting in 2017). If you want to reserve one or more copies of the 2019 proceedings, and/or any prior editions (all at $7/ea.), please fill out the following form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc5P9Nf5N0O264C99jbusgxS_jM6IRXjMz-7_O5UYzlccqI_A/viewform You'll be expected to pay in cash on April 1 when you pick up your order at the proceedings table. Of course we'll also have some stock of unreserved copies for sale on a first come, first served basis. 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They are already available for viewing, and will soon be available for online purchase, at the SIGBOVIK website, http://sigbovik.org/. If you have no idea what?s going on: SIGBOVIK is an evening of tongue-in-cheek academic presentations. If we have a goal, it?s to poke fun at our fields and provide a venue for silly ideas with (often but not always) serious executions. SIGBOVIK has both a published proceedings and live talks, and everyone is welcome to participate in either or both of these. All subjects are welcome, although be advised that the primary audience is computer scientists. The best way to get a feel for SIGBOVIK is to look at our past proceedings, which you can find at http://sigbovik.org. [1] Do not actually attend right now unless you are reading this email sometime between 5pm and O(7pm). -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu Mon Apr 1 16:56:24 2019 From: sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu (SIGBOVIK Announcements) Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2019 16:56:24 -0400 Subject: [SIGBOVIK] SIGBOVIK 2019 Livestream Message-ID: The SIGBOVIK 2019 Livestream will be starting soon. You can watch live by following this link: https://www.twitch.tv/sigbovik From sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu Tue Apr 2 22:16:12 2019 From: sigbovik-announce at lists.andrew.cmu.edu (SIGBOVIK Announcements) Date: Tue, 2 Apr 2019 22:16:12 -0400 Subject: [SIGBOVIK] Thanks for attending! SIGBOVIK! Message-ID: Greetings attendees and others, Thanks for coming to SIGBOVIK 2019! If you didn't attend, thanks anyway for reading this email! You can see a recording of the conference here (for now) or just read this list of highlights: - more than a baker's dozen presentations - at least one gameshow moment - a nonzero number of dragon appearances - zero remaining physical copies of the 2019 proceedings at the sales table - greater than zero copies for sale on lulu - the chance to win a tepid two-hundred fifty six million by defeating golf.horse - many tasty desserts sponsored by Google and tasty non-desserts sponsored by Jane Street - yet another encouragement from the general chair for people to join the organizing committee (email sigbovik at gmail.com) It was a real blast folks! Do more humorous research and see you all next year! Jenny -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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