[SCA-BMDL] A&S Wars Challengers!

[L.J. Rodriguez]

bwaaa haaaa haaaa ha!!!!!

we are the baking babes (and alastar), (otherwise known as the cooks guild),
and we are fielding an ALL WOMAN CREW!!!!    or anyways we think we
are...still waiting for one confirmation....

we have the mighty HILDA throwing things for us!!!   not pots, not pans, but
REAL THROWN WEAPONS!!  (those are weapons that are thrown, not thrones used
as weapons)  yes folks, you may think you know our seneschal, but if i was
you...i'd duck!!   or stay out from in front of the targets, your choice.
stupid place to stand anyways, why are you standing there?

yes, we, the cooking chicks (and alastar), (otherwise known as the cooks
guild), have an archer, the wondrous mistress arianna!! and while she would
never DREAM of beating her children at home, she has no qualms about trying
to knock the snot out of the on the archery field!! forget about lunch
money!! we'll see who has any allowance left after this contest!!!

fair, friendly, and fearsome is our baroness, and she has requested to be
the heavy weapons champion for the lunch ladies, wait, that doesn't sound
quite like it should....the simmering, sizzling, sisters, (and alastar),
(otherwise known as the cooks guild)! she will whomp you, she will stomp
you, we will make you into meatloaf when she is done with you!!

all should quake when they see (lady fencer to be named later)!!!  she will
be representing the boiling brudder (and micilina, margaret, myfawny, and
rufina) (otherwise known as the cooks guild), with a quick and sharp blade!
she will slice, she will dice, she will make you think you are in a japanese
steakhouse!!


beware, be warned, be wary!!! bring band-aids!!!

rufina




On Mon, May 24, 2010 at 2:01 PM, Krista Traini <hildasca at hotmail.com> wrote:

>  The glove has been thrown down!
>
> The Choir, The Wednesday Scriptorium, and The Children have all claimed to
> have the most glorious Team for this Sunday's Challenge.  Who else will step
> up for GLORY! (and booty)? Are there any others, or do you all quake in
> fear?
>
> ~Hilda
>
> ________________________________
> > Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 19:54:03 -0400
> > From: caram at pitt.edu
> > To: sca-bmdl at lists.andrew.cmu.edu
> > Subject: [SCA-BMDL] Children's challenge
>
> > Unto all Gentles of the Barony Marche of Debatable
> > Lands do the Children of this Fine Barony state Their Challenge!
> >
> > While adults spend their time pursuing their own
> > Glory, we observe surreptitiously, gauging the martial skill displayed
> > by those we must watch hour after hour. Though this Barony is blessed
> with
> > many of great prowess, the Children's Champions shall vanquish all,
> earning
> > rightful booty for those who have often had to plead for such
> > goods. So shall be the greater enjoyment of such rewards!
> >
> >
> >
> > Charles de Cayeux, a favorite with the Children of
> > the Barony Marche ever since his legendary Esther Bunny performance,
> shall
> > represent Us in the fencing tournament. He is quick of step, agility
> > incarnate, and inspired by his fair bride-to-be. Look to Virginio, whose
> > love poetry belies his deadly blade!
> >
> >
> >
> > Baron Byron of Haverford knows well the
> > inspiration children can give. As long as it is not a Royal
> > Round, we know he will best all, sinking his knives and axes into
> colorful
> > targets with accuracy worthy of the Children's Thrown Weapons
> > Champion!
> >
> >
> >
> > Gabriel Hawkes, bringer of Toys, creator of the
> > Children's Crusade event, and fighter of great renown, shall represent Us
> in the
> > Heavy Weapons list. Watch as he confirms a Child's ability to choose a
> > victor!
> >
> >
> >
> > Who has taught us all to Shoot? None other
> > than Urho Waltterinen, Children's Champion for Archery! Though he must
> > face his new Student at the line, we have faith that his skill shall
> bring much
> > booty to us and glory to his name.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Soon will come the day upon which Champions shall
> > test their mettle, find strength and inspiration from the crowd and from
> in
> > themselves. Prizes aplenty, both delicious or finely-worked, shall we
> > offer, all made by our hands. We will be there, represented in full,
> ready to
> > revel in the gains won. Honor and glory for their Champions, plunder
> > and prizes for the Children!
> >
> >
> >
> > Yours in Service,
> >
> > The Children of the Debatable
> > Lands
>
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