[ECE PhiBar] This is Why We Need Drink Specials

[Eric Buehl]

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Ya, if you like a lot of head

Theodore William Trebaol wrote:
> I don't know what yinz are talking about, Genevieve is one of the coolest persons around.  If you make friends, she might just do shots with you.
> -Ted
> 
>> Hey Everyone,
>>
>> We all know by now that Phi is a dive, and Genevieve is a pain in the ass,
>> but hey, we need drink specials because according to this, we're not going
>> to make all that much money in the end, comparatively of course.
>>
>> Dilbert's Salary Theorem
>>
>> Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never
>> earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and 
>> especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a 
>> mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:
>>
>> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every
>> engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
>>
>> Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time, and Time = Money, 
>> then Knowledge = Work / Money.
>>
>> Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
>>
>> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless
>> of the amount of work done.
>>
>>
>> The correct way to handle this is to search out drink specials such as $7
>> Blue Moon or Guinness pitchers.  The incorrect way is to go get a finance
>> job.  See you at Phi, Wednesday at 9 (Unless you were planning on coming
>> late, then we're meeting at 8:30).
>>
>> No Kilo, -Doug _______________________________________________ Ece-phi
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