[staff-faculty-fitness] Support the military, Attend Boot Camp tonight!
flip+ at andrew.cmu.edu
Thu Jul 10 14:56:48 EDT 2008
Listen up Meatballs!
It seems several of you have been AWOL for quite a while now
and Military intelligence (HA!) tells me that you've let yourself get softer
than a New Boot.
Panther unit's faculty and staff are saying we're just a bunch of SMACKs.
Well it's about time you quit sandbagging, got off collective candy butts,
and did something about it.
I'm ordering you to report tonight at 17:15 tonight to the Grinder at
Human Resources Hindquarters (AKA Whitfield hall), where Drill
Instructor Pattye "Bark like a Seal" Stragar will teach you what it
means to get cycled and squared away.
Do I Make My Self Clear, Maggots!?!
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